Joke

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ? The clerk responds, "Yes we do." " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"

Oh My God!! I got this in my email and nearly fell out of the chair laughing...the mental image that was in my poor lil brain..tisk tisk!! While I am a long way from being an expert on toys, this reminded me of one I had awhile back.... it was such an innocent looking lil cute thing....a double bullet they called it. That should have been a tip off.....that thing was deceptive. Turn it on and just hang on for the ride, it literally buzzed the orgasm right out of you..and to use both of them at the same time...well it was NOT for the weak hearted! I was unhappy when it broke lol. A friend of mine just went to work in an adult toy shop..she says 'I get 50% off come shop!" I am thinking that might not be a bad idea at all...no telling what might be out there that could be LOTS of fun!!! *naughty laugh*