Some of these are stupid, some are silly and some are just funny.....Texas laws

*It is illegal to sell one's eye.

*A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.

*When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

*It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

*Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
ndards of decency.

*It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

*It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

*A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

*Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.

*The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

*It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

*Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

*Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.

*It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.

*It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

*It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.

*Urinating on the streets is illegal.

*Appearing in public places wearing a "lewd dress" is prohibited.

*Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them.

*?Offensive gestures? will not be tolerated at any special event.

*Bicycles must be operated at a "reasonable speed".

*One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.

*No person shall throw trash from an airplane.

*Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal.

*No person shall inhale fumes from model glue.

*Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.

*No person amy disturb a church service by swearing.

*Drivers of city vehicles must respect all traffic rules just like the rest of us.

*It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

*Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.

*Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times.

*It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.

*It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

*Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

*It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.

*It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
(ExplanationThe Alamo was the site of a famous battle during the fight for Texas' independence from Mexico. During this battle, the fort was overrun, but not until most men fought until the death to defend it. In a highly publicized incident, Ozzy Osbourne urinated on this famed historical site which infuriated many Texans. He was banned from the site, and a law was passed to prevent such acts from happening again.)

*It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

*Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.

*You can ride your horse in the saloon.

*No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.

*Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.